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I'm Megan. Latina. Expect to be offended, but not in the way that you'd think.
pziza:

In honour of Finding Dory being announced, here is a transparent Peach the Starfish for your blog ★

pziza:

In honour of Finding Dory being announced, here is a transparent Peach the Starfish for your blog 

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10knotes:

a-lonely-stoner:
Just a squid casually passing by on your blog.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

10knotes:

a-lonely-stoner:

Just a squid casually passing by on your blog.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

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c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.
I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.
I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D
I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”

c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.

I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.

I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D

I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”

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narcolepticbunny:

nowacking:

raikissu:

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

oh my god

I now understand meta humor perfectly

It still hurts

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daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

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you-only-look-ok:

beware

you-only-look-ok:

beware

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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